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 Mix urdu jokesھرکی پاکستانیوں کی بنائی ہوئی ایک اور فلم آتے ہی فیس بک پر چها گئی جلدی سے ویڈیو دیکھ لیں.

A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh. It takes the form of a story, usually with dialogue, and ends in a punch line. It is in the punch line that the audience becomes aware that the story contains a second, conflicting meaning.

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

1 Day a Girl asked her Boy Friend..,
"What will you Do If I Die??"
Boy Replied..,
"I will live Happyly,tension free for the Rest of my life..."
The Girl Died Next Day & wrote a letter saying....
"For your Happiness I can Do Anything!!.
Moral - 'Never Joke with Brainless Girls'!!

Happiness starts with, one word, One joke,One text,One phone call, One song, One hug, One kiss, and stops with one mistake,

Love is blind and love can be foolish,

Our heart doesn’t always love the right people at the right time,

Sometimes we hurt the ones that love us the most and sometimes we love the ones that don’t deserve our love at all,

When you find out who you are you’ll find out what you need,

Happy or Sad tears are the feelings your heart can’t find the words to say,
(GOODMORNING)

یک دلچسپ مقابلے کے بعد اسلام آباد نے کراچی کو 5 وکٹوں سےشکست دے دی.
کراچی کے لئے مشکلات بڑھ گئی ہیں اب.