Many jokes

Many jokes

Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" 
Man: "Yes!" 
Reporter: "Name?" 
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." 
Reporter: "Sex?" 
Man: "Three to five times a week." 
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" 
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." 
Reporter: "Holy cow!" 
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." 
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" 
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." 
Reporter: "Oh dear!" 
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."

Q: Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid? 
A: They can't fit 8 quarts of water in that tiny little packet

Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with Kool-Aid and vinegar? 
A: Because Kermit likes to eat sweet and sour pork.